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Duck-Fondlers, Highlighter Shortages, and Acid Flashbacks: Why Your Team Sucks

19.11.09

Everything you needed to skilled in about politics, you learned playing backyard football. And everybody knows that there’s that kinda obnoxious kid, who’s kinda big and possibly pretty good. But the kid’s a real fuck – it doesn’t matter why, he’s indubitably Mormon or something – and nobody wants to hang out with him.

So one day you’re playing football and he says, “Hey, you mind if I affect cooperate?” You don’t say, “Gosh, gee, sure thing Jimbo! Line up on the left side.” You say, “Fuck you, asshole, we’ve got even teams.” If he plays, and he’s worth, you’ll never be able to get rid of him. Ever.

Boise State is that kid of the college football world. They wanted to play with the big kids, and the breathing-spell of the country said, “Fuck you, you’re from Idaho.” But not Oregon – nooooooo. So goddamn exclusive. They just had to give the blue-fielded coxswains of the football universe a chance to prove themselves against a “real” together, and they did it – twice.

Source: Oregon Commentator